"No God -- No Peace vs. Know God -- Know Peace.
"Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!"
"Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins."
"Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!"
"People are like tea bags -- you have to put them in hot water before
you know how strong they are."
"When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right."
"Fight truth decay -- study the Bible daily."
"How will you spend eternity -- Smoking or Nonsmoking?"
"Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives."
"Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the
pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world."
"It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin."
"Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church."
"If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns."
"If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again."
"Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal
fire insurance soon."
"This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing?" --------- (U R)
"Forbidden fruit creates many jams."
"In the dark? Follow the Son."
"Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up."
"If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd."
"Jesus Is Coming"...Don't miss him for the world.
"People who wait until the eleventh hour to call on Jesus, die at 10:30."
"A merry heart doeth good like a medicine." Proverbs 17:22
