A first grader was sitting in class as the teacher was reading the story of
the Three Little Pigs. She came to the part of story where the first pig was
trying to acquire building materials for his home.
She said "...And so the
pig went up to the man with a wheelbarrow full of straw and said 'Pardon me
sir, but might I have some of that straw to build my house with?'"
teacher asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?" and my
friend's son raised his hand and said "I know! I know! he said..... 'Holy
smokes! A talking pig!'
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10